kaitlin—moore:

emma-norton:

That was the old me, Kaitlin. I am reborn.

No, no this is still very much God’s creation that is called the universe. 

Are you on the drugs again? 

The only thing I’m high on is the love of Jesus.

kaitlin—moore:

emma-norton:

Bible humpi-!? Kaitlin! Pre-marital sex is a sin! 

…Says the girl who faked a child to break up my OTP?

I think I have entered an alternate universe and no one told me.  

That was the old me, Kaitlin. I am reborn.

No, no this is still very much God’s creation that is called the universe. 

kaitlin—moore:

You need to stop with the Bible humping, no one is buying it.

Bible humpi-!? Kaitlin! Pre-marital sex is a sin! 

kaitlin—moore:

With the love and guidance of Lord Jesus Christ!

kaitlin—moore:

emma-norton replied to your post: Can someone please inform as to why the biggest sinner is quoting the Bible to everyone?

I’ve changed my ways, Kaitlin.

Yes, and I’m the Queen of Geneva…
 

I’ve truly changed, Kaitlin. Jesus is my shepherd, herding me into the farm of eternal happiness.

justplainartie:

emma-norton:

justplainartie:

Hi Emma.

Artie! How are you, dear?

I’m actually in the hospital at the moment.  How’re you, Emma?

Oh, Artie! That’s terrible. I’ll pray for you. In fact, I’ll go to mass Sunday and light a candle! I’m glorious, Artie. Life is so much brighter now that I’ve found Jesus Christ and stopped snorting coke.